OK. Had another EG today, testing the "watery fruit loop" essence of this tea. I don't know what it is but I just can't find a taste for it.
This one from Metro Tea smelled delicious - citrusy and bright - but the taste! Lots of fruit loopy and manly. This next sentence will make me sound like a weirdo, I know, but the EG Cream smelled like a man - like cologne. And very much not in a good way. I don't like heavy cologne on men; I call it "Pimp Diesel." So while this one is tasty and hearty, it has a certain Pimp Diesel quality to it.
Maybe I oversteeped. Maybe I'm completely ignorant about EG. OK, actually I am. But I need to conquer this taste. Help me out, teasters!